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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(360): View more from Washington

No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..

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(515): View more from Iowa

After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding

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(503): View more from Oregon

I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick

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the rest of him looks just as crooked

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(330): View more from Ohio

We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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(949): View more from California

is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??

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(618): View more from Illinois

So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk if I want to put a bra on

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