Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
