My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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