i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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