So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just invented taco cereal.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I smell like Dick and happiness
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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