so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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