Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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