Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me

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(941): View more from Florida

can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?

(1-941): View more from Florida

idk, I had a turtle in mine.

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(602): View more from Arizona

so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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(216): View more from Ohio

When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job

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(216): View more from Ohio

Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick

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(630): View more from Illinois

oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.

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I NEED to hang out with you more

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes

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(253): View more from Washington

I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...

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(315): View more from New York

You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests

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