I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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