Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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