I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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