I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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