Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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