I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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