It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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