you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
