dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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