its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
pray to the hookup gods
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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