Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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