God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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