guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
our cab driver is having phone sex.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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