Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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