Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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