yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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