Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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