i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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