If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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