This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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