bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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