Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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