I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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