There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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