turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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