what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
