it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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