brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
