I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You ruined the universe
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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