At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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