I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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