are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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