I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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