I'm going to rape someone's good day.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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