i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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