I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
