Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize
