Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm always down for nudity.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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