She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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