Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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