Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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