Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
