Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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