Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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